He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
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Get the Batman's Lair mug.The "DUTCH LAIR" is where the common members of the honorable dutch clan live. But you cant just be a dutch man or boy, (by the way its pretty hard to get it) and call your home a dutch lair, you have to certify with the dutch master NETO!!!! dutch lairs are set up in numbers.
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Get the Lady Lair mug.1. a kahoot name,
2. a hot hiding place for things that move,
3. misspelled name for an austrian painter guy,
4. refers to anyone with a mustache and side brushed hair,
5. refers to anyone who gets rejected by their country and therefore goes to another country and becomes famous,
6. anyone that betrays their ally in 1941,
7. anyone that invades poland,
8. anyone that gets fooled by a large army unit of balloons led by george s. patton,
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2. a hot hiding place for things that move,
3. misspelled name for an austrian painter guy,
4. refers to anyone with a mustache and side brushed hair,
5. refers to anyone who gets rejected by their country and therefore goes to another country and becomes famous,
6. anyone that betrays their ally in 1941,
7. anyone that invades poland,
8. anyone that gets fooled by a large army unit of balloons led by george s. patton,
9. anyone that hides in their bunker and do dangerous things,
10. anyone that likes to joke with his friends with his gas from farting,
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3. heat lair painted the map of europe
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10. bro dont be around billy hes a heat lair
2. cold fox goes to heat lair cuz he cold and he needs heat
3. heat lair painted the map of europe
4. middle school kid 1: bro that kid is heat lair
middle school kid 2: bro u have no beaches
5. history teacher 1: bro hitler is a heat lair no cap
6. historian 1: dude hitler is w heat lair no cap
7. historian 2: dude hitler is heat lair no cap
8. historian 6: lol hitler is a heat lair lol frfr
9. guy 1: uh william has been in his bunker for more than 2 hours
guy 2: ye let call his therapist i know hes a heat lair
10. bro dont be around billy hes a heat lair
by oc16 January 29, 2024
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