Lagoon Vegetation

The pubic hair that surrounds a woman's vagina

A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.

by Lagoon Vegetation November 26, 2009

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012

Blue lagoon

When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.

Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon

by Angrier MacArtnee October 20, 2010

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Koon Lagoon

A community pool, typically occupied by koons (black people).

Koon #1: "You goin down to the koon lagoon?"

Koon #2: "Hells yeah!"

by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009

creeper lagoon

fucking tasty band. they fall in between britpop bands and american alt-rock.

it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.

thank me later.

whats goin on jimmy?
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.

by johnny depp August 30, 2004