Ladle

To ladle someone is a rare type of massage where one strokes you with a ladle most commonly on the back of the neck.
A more agressive form of ladleing is to cradle anothers tesicles with a ladle. This is called cradleing.

I'm gonna cradle you with my ladle.

by ya i am better than a ladle June 27, 2007

ladleyed

Running expeditiously out of a lecture upon reacting to an unpleasant, embarrassing stimuli (i.e. cell phone, explosive diarrhea)

I had ladleyed out of class this morning once I felt the onset of sweaty brow.

by sugarbloods August 21, 2009

Lacleden

The lack of leads in a sales job creating no opportunity to make income.

I have spent all week at my desk but the lacleden from the marketing department has left me broke.
or...The reason why your mortgage company is not making any money is because of lacleden.

by IhateMortgages May 22, 2012

Ladedric

The ugliest, most ghetto kid to ever walk the planet. Stay away from them. They have AIDS.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.

"Can you believe Ladedric got her pregnant?" "I totally can. He couldn't keep his mouth shut either"

by vaginalwarts February 8, 2015

Ladletit

Ladletit (ladle-Tit) - When you scoop his or her titty with a soup ladle

Mark- "todd, did you just scoop my titty with a soup ladle?"
Todd- "yes I just gave you a ladletit"

by ML69 June 9, 2016

Ladle

The act of oral sex

Damn amy your ladle game is off the charts strong

by MFstarboy March 12, 2017

ladlette

Used to describe an unnecessarily entitled man. Normally seen displaying a pigeon-like walk, short hair, and immaculately shaved legs with silky smooth skin. The Ladlette is only interested in conversation relating back to themselves, and is incapable of engaging in any normal/meaningful topics. Ladlette's are also well known for riding their jet skis to school, instead of employing normal means of transportation. Will also try to introduce their Ladlette ways into the lives of others, with little or no success.

"Hey Ladlette's!"

Ladlette: "I can count the number of times I've caught a bus on one hand. I used to get to school on my Jet Ski"

by ladlette March 20, 2017