losing fluid

The act of masturbating so much that one's body literally runs out of semen. Possible only when one has a sufficient supply of pornography, Victoria's Secret Catalogs or, as a last resort, any picture containing the barest hint of boob, including Sunday circulars, e.g. Sears catalogs or K-Mart penny flyers.

That chick was so hot, I was losing fluid the entire weekend.

by Spalds July 26, 2006

Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

Losing virginity

!having sex for the first time is when someone "loses" their virginity

person 1: i lost my virginity last night!
person 2: lucky! I wanna lose mine already!
person 1: My other friend is hopefully losing virginity right now

by hooliocoolio January 20, 2015

losing feelings

An excuse used by people who either have found someone better, were only using you for your body, money, or social status and now have it and don't need it anymore. Someone who uses the phrase, "i lost feelings" never really loved you in the first place and somewhere deep down they knew they didn't love you, but used your heart like a toy anyways. It only takes a day for someone who "lost feelings" to find someone new to sleep with and it will make you realize how worthless to them you really were.

"I can't do this anymore, I've been losing feelings for a while now, we had a good run... we're over"

by iknowallaboutlove July 12, 2017

losing my mind on urban dictionary

please just help me ahhhhhh.

just help....me pls im losing my mind on urban dictionary

by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021

losing your shit

the state of mental breakdown resulting from near overdose of hallucinogens.

Dude, remember when you were on the verge of losing your shit after eating that handful of Nixon Candy and ranted for an hour about the destruction and repair of your favorite headphones?

by hop December 14, 2003