by usnuzeuluze September 03, 2010
An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 01, 2008
Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.
Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.
by State College December 23, 2023
In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 13, 2023
When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
by Rumpet July 22, 2021