LMS

Lack of Motivation Syndrome -

1. The feeling one gets upon the realization that he or she does not want to complete any additional task for the remainder of the day.

2. The daily chronic behavior of someone that does not want to complete any task given to them by another (either co-worker, boss, or spouse).
I am suffering from a severe case of LMS and do not want to finish these reports for my boss.
My LMS must be kicking in because I do not want to mow the yard.
by Gump2820 September 08, 2010
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Short for Land Mine System a Militeary Weapon used for killing enemy hostiles who pass by them Also a Killstreak reward In MW3
I just planted a LMS in the Enemys Location
by paulcarrillo226 PvTails December 31, 2011
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*laugh my shit* a play off of *LLS- laugh like shit*
by mywhey September 23, 2009
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Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.
Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"
by Snake82 July 31, 2009
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internet slang for "Losing My Shit" as in "I'm so bored I'm losing my mind"- usually said between two friends via gchat during class or work.
friend 1 - LMS
friend 2 - me too
by jayvb44 March 14, 2013
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Glen told the bitch that stole his trash can to "LMS".
by CommEssary July 15, 2003
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Short for Loose Meat Sammich, like Mothra Crotch...When a girls pussy is the size of a cannon ball.
Man i went to go fuck this girl last night but she was such an lms i couldn't even touch the walls
by l337b4770u54i November 27, 2004
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