Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014

young lotion

A rapper based in houston.he released 3 mixtapes and one EP.the subject matters varies from "I pop my Glock like I'm sucking cock" to "can I eat your ass".tho often said he has a forecoming project this fat Indian motherfucker hasn't dropped shit

"Damn young lotion took my anal virginity"

by Young lotion April 20, 2018

Emotion Lotion

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".

by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020

D-loting

Filling up a 7-11 cup with lots of ice and adding your favorite Liquor

Me and my buddy had a hard day and decided to go D-Loting

by Ricosuave9790 June 28, 2021

Robbin'hood Looting

Robbin'hood Looting - Theft after theft

When one, or group of individuals, carjacks a looter after has completed loading his stolen merchandise into his vehicle. This allows the Carjacker to reap all the benefits from the dangerous work the original looter has done.

This Day in History on October 28th, 2020.

As the second day of riots ravaged the city of Philadelphia, a 50yr old male had just completed loading his car with stolen merchandise he unlawfully acquired from Wal-Mart, only to be car-jacked shortly after. The Looter has now became the Lootie

Luckily Louie the Looter unlawfully looted Lena last night which allotted us our latest listening library. His Robbin'hood looting skills are unprecedented... He also has a pretty sweet ride too

by Tegridy69 October 28, 2020