lapet

Bombay slang for 'keep bluffing, i just wont believe you'. You would say it to a person who likes to keep making up stories that aren't always real. The word in plain terms mean to wrap the thread during kite-flying.

When somebody says, I got a phone call from the CEO yesterday. He wants to implement my ideas.
and you know its not true, thats when you say lapet. (drag it more like lapeetttt)

by Anushi September 18, 2005

layed out

knocked out; on the ground

Rdogg got layed out by Tom! ...one punch!

by EviL PiggY April 16, 2004

Happy Pre-lated Birthday

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.

Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!

by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007

lazed

Lazed - ignoring something cause you're lazy.

have u pwned him in cs yet?
- na, i lazed teh game...

by ceph February 28, 2004

lavedan

Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.

The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.

also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie

Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo

by Bigbird Bob November 12, 2006

Lapeer

A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.

Also known as L-town.

Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."

Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"

by anonymous---- October 18, 2008

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017