label whore

someone who only wears things they regard as 'high label.' they will wear ANYTHING from that company as long as it has that name on it. no matter how ugly.

label whore: ok so like omg i'm thinking of wearing my abercrombie sweater with my hollister tank top and my armani jeans with my coach shoes and louis vitton wristle, not the black one but the one thats dark grey with black shading. isn't that cute?
real person. *punches label whore*

label whore: omg i got an ADORABLE shirt. it's a plain tee with abercrombie in big letters!
another label whore: omg it sounds soooo cute i can't wait to see it!

by brit-beatchh March 2, 2009

label 228

united state postal service label. priority mail label. sticker label used for graffiti

graffitilabel 228

by hksone July 13, 2009

Label Victim

Someone who is the victim of a derogatory tag, name or label; merely because they happen to have one or two minuscule or otherwise unimportant, vague similarities with the said tag.

It can lead to low self-esteem, lack of friends and money, indecisiveness, loss of fashion sense. Many people happen to be victims, and usually become victims by being called such a label by a friend or person who religiously flocks to Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) for everything they don't know about, and to find new things to bash. Occasionally, UD comes into play with these tags, but it is not always the case.

Sometimes it even results in the said Label Victim to become an hero.

The Label Victim takes many forms, as seen below.

1) I like anime and manga, and find myself enjoying the songs; so I MUST be a weeaboo, according to ED.

{{ KEEP IN MIND: that a non-Japanese person can like the culture, watch anime, speak the language and RESPECT THE CULTURE, while still keeping in touch with their own. Which keeps them from being a Weeaboo*. }}

2) I own a pair of TRIPP pants, so I MUST be a Mall Goth.

3) I'm Caucasian and I like rap, so I MUST be a wigger.

4) I'm photogenic, so I MUST be a camwhore.

*According to Rule 44 of the Rules Of The Internet, even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo (Sorry, all. Not my fault they're morons.)

by Sherlock House June 13, 2010

label-peeler

one who is sexually deprived or frustrated

ever since jimmy broke up with his girlfriend, he's become a serious 'label-peeler.'

by Bloody Architects February 13, 2008

label maker

To lose control and erupt in a fit of nonsensical misdirected anger.

Disgruntled and annoyed at his recent termination, the former post office employee returned to his home branch and went label maker on his coworkers with an AK47 and a box of twinkies.

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005

label whore

Someone who refuses to drink beer from a plastic 2 litre bottle.

The label whore, whose name is Scott, turned up his nose when his buddy passed him the 2 litre plastic bottle of beer. "Are you kidding" said Scott "I woldn't be caught dead drinking that!". So his buddy shot him.

by Mr. Bear Man Athabasca November 9, 2009

label war

A pointless argument between two record labels.

Pete: OMFG, I hate Eminem
Jenny: WHY???
Pete: Because everyone from psychopathic records hates him, because he's a little bitch!
Jenny: have you ever heard his music?
Pete: No!
Jenny: You people and your damn label wars...

by Selice August 29, 2006