Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Koont

Another way of saying cunt as an insult, except much cooler. Sooooo...it's calling someone a vagina, yes.

You are such a KOONT!

by Dre May 27, 2003

Koonye West

A racial slur degrading Kanye West for his many rants about white people hating black people.

Hey, did you hear that Koonye West still hates white people?
-Yeah, but he helped out Vince and his boys (Entourage Reference) get to Cannes, so I guess he's not so Koonye anymore.

by Churnosaurus Rex December 8, 2012

Koonie

A cat that thinks that it is in fact a dog. It has short stubby legs and curly fur. It also plays fetch and catches mice for you.

Koonie is an odd cat.

by _DeliriLuxSolis_ February 14, 2010

Kloon

1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games

1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.

by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009

koonjo

Koonjo is a "magical potion" invented by inuits to get high at a low cost. It consists of gasoline, whole cigarettes and bugs (earwigs for better quality, but sometimes it is cut with lower grade/ easier to find insects like ants or spiders). The ingredients are then mixed and crushed togheter in a skillet pot. Koonjo is usually sold in test tubes or other containers by portions of 1, 10 or 100 milliliters. A hit of koonjo (1ml) costs usually around 5¢, but it is subject to change because of current high gas prices. This inuit-made drug is usually left to dry before it is smoked, snorted or, in rare cases, ingested. In parts of Northen Quebec, koonjo is becoming a big concern because of it's low price and easy accessibility. The biggest problem for authorities is that koonjo is not technically an illegal drug. Koonjo is said to be highly addictive.

Rapper Lil Kutanaku from Iqualuit has been know to smoke koonjo for inspiration and even raps about it in some of his songs.

by Steve Barrow February 13, 2008

Kooner

A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.

OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners

by shefay September 4, 2014