Kindlefag

Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!

by crumply February 20, 2011

Kindle whoring

The practice of indiscriminatingly downloading free sample chapters to your Kindle with only a modicum of interest in seriously reading the book.

I was kindle whoring late last night after five cups of coffe, I like got the first chapter of every book Stephen King ever wrote.

by charidea March 4, 2011

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

Kindled Broken

When your just a slight flame not homosexually but in a sense that your inferior motive to live is down to its last threads of its wick.

I’m kinda.. I’m fucking kindled broken with the fact I had a chance to make this work with her.. and I just .. I just wasted this wonderful persons interest in me. I wasted it by wasting her time, and I’ve made her second guess her self over us.. when what she wanted was all I’ve thought about for what feels like forever.. she’s the highlight of ideal woman.. she’s a perfect exentric exotic self expression of humanity’s free will of artist abilities. I long to trapped in the studio for days with her, making love. Recording the audio, to a mix and mastered critique. Feeling her body as her vocals ring as tact vibrancy to the room and interface. As well as help design the exact purest form of the ideal image she want for her branded image. God I crave her.. her presence is a masterpiece and she won’t speak a word to me, she exiles me.. she pays me no mind.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Kindlenap

Kindlenap - when a person falls asleep while reading an e-book on their Kindle

After a long day, my mom likes to read in bed, but she tends to Kindlenap after 15 minutes.

by MelmoB December 3, 2021

Kunkleman

The name of a shady used car dealership, made popular by Regular Car Reviews on YouTube. Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? ROLL CREDIT at Kunkleman Chevrolet! All of our sales agents do cocaine!

"At Kunkleman Chevrolet we have free coffee for you! We reuse the grounds!"
"Your wallet and your soul are forfeited at Kunkleman Chevrolet! BuickGMCOldsmobileNissan"

by Rinaldi Kline January 21, 2023

The Kunde

A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.

Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!

by Actaeon170 February 20, 2012