A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".
by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025
Get the Krasnov Bonespursky mug.A nickname for Donald Trump stemming from a Twitter post from 71-year-old Alnur Mussayev, former KGB Officer. Mussayev, possibly under the direction of the Russian State in order to spread misinformation and divide the US, claimed on twitter that Trump, then 40, was recruited as a Russian asset under the codename Krasnov in 1987.
Despite Mussayev not even working in the KGB as of 1987, reputable news outlets *refusing* to run the story, along with numerous other inconsistencies, 'Krasnov' has spread among certain Internet circles as irrefutable proof that Trump is a direct Russian Agent. It's the new version of Drumpf.
Despite Mussayev not even working in the KGB as of 1987, reputable news outlets *refusing* to run the story, along with numerous other inconsistencies, 'Krasnov' has spread among certain Internet circles as irrefutable proof that Trump is a direct Russian Agent. It's the new version of Drumpf.
Person 1: Lol, agent Krasnov is at it again!
Person 2: uhhh... you know the guy who spread 'Krasnov' is literally ex-KGB who didn't even work for them at the time? Is this the new Drumpf? I thought you were wary of Russian misinfo?
Person 1: Shut the fuck up russian bot
Person 2: uhhh... you know the guy who spread 'Krasnov' is literally ex-KGB who didn't even work for them at the time? Is this the new Drumpf? I thought you were wary of Russian misinfo?
Person 1: Shut the fuck up russian bot
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The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
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