Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

Harvey Keitel

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.

Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.

by Aleah September 5, 2005

Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch

Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...

by Mule Tool January 1, 2017

Kaitey

Goddess of the Universe.

Wow, Kaitey owns.

by sheprime March 21, 2009

kreten

Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.

Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.

by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011

Death Korps of Krieg

The Death Korps of Krieg originated from the planet Krieg in the Segmentum Tempestus. They are forced to were gasmasks due to the 500 year nuclear purgin of their planet in order to rid it of rebels. They specialize in wars of attrition, and siege warfare.

The Death Korps of Krieg were used heavily in the Siege of Vraks.

by cristof3r February 15, 2008

Kite away

A person who is a kite away is a bit mental.

That guy is a kite away.

by thechosennerf March 9, 2012