Kraken

A mythical sea beast that lived 250 years ago. He's a massive monster with tentacles, big bug eyes, multicolored skin, and a retarded wiggley smile. The absolute worst of the worst, just fucking rude, smug, good for nothing, worthless punk ass bitch. Straight up needs to see a plastic surgeon because no living creature should have such a fucked up wiggley smile. Nothing more than a shit eating, friend stealing, back stabbing, lying, cheating, sailor killing, boat tipping, fucking tentacle having freak who should get the fuck out of the ocean because every single living soul in the world despises him. Literally the dirt under your shoes that is so repulsive it makes you want to rip out your eyes and donate them to a blind person, only to kill that blind person because that shit was so down right gross, just fucking raunchy. The most ugly, white trash, baby stealing, shit eating mother fucker, just fucking sitting around all day smiling. Straight trash.

"The kraken killed every single person I know because it knew a guy who knew me. He burned my house down too."

"Yo man, I'm sorry to hear about that. I heard one time the kraken sold crack to a school of cancer patients and then blew up a church and burned down all the forests on the east coast."

"Motha fuckin jam!"

by M FUCKING JAM July 29, 2009

Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Unleash the Kraken

To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.

"Oh dear god, that Taco Bell was a mistake. Time to…

…UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!"

by the-grue April 8, 2010

Andrew Kramer

Founder of VFX site videocopilot.net, absolute pro and a great teacher in After Effects, 3ds Max, Cinema 4d. Cracks funny jokes in between his tutorials and makes you giggle. Cool guy.

Dude 1: What's that cool stuff you're making in that seemingly complicated software and why are you laughing?

Dude 2: I'm making cool graphics by watching Andrew Kramer's tutorials for After Effects, they're really helpful. And he keeps cracking jokes in between so there's free comedy in his tutorials as well.

by VFX1234 July 21, 2012

Kragen

(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.

That guy is almost as hot as Kragen.

by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011

Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

kapelin

A name for an amazing girl named "Katelin" that is funny, gorgeous, smart, gorgeous, has an exotic personality which u totally click with, and can make u smile like you just got done smoking a jeffery. A Kapelin is a girl that you would trade everything for just to get a kiss. Even if you have to trade white diamonds for her, do it. its hella worth it.

Mrs Heinberger: Taylor you neeed to stop flirting with Katelin Evans you have a girlfriend!

Tdaddy: look bitch, shes well worth an ex getting pissed off for, i mean look shes a total Kapelin!

Mrs Heinberger: DONT CALL ME A BITCH YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Tdaddy: shutup bitch swallow, oh and raise my grade

Mrs Heinberger: GET IN THE OVEN!

by Taylorvandermuthafukkinburg June 30, 2011