A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .
by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018
Is a group you automatically enter by living in Hong Kong, being a kid, and going out drinking (usually at Sunny's, LKF, or Wan Chai). Kids in this group usually drink, smoke, vape, and do other drugs. Originally made up in Skibs' song Hong Kong Kids, but has been a lifestyle for a lot longer that the song.
Person 1: I went on holiday to Hong Kong. Hong Kong Kids are so great to hang out with.
Person 2: Aren't they all druggies?
Person 1: Yes they drink and smoke and do other stuff but they're still really fun and totally normal at school.
Person 2: Aren't they all druggies?
Person 1: Yes they drink and smoke and do other stuff but they're still really fun and totally normal at school.
by Hong Kong Kids July 24, 2017
An elite exclusive facebook organisation that seems to always have an opinion on everything while complaining about first world problem.
"Do I let my helper sit on the sofa?" Said a Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms
by Sxper_Fixer May 2, 2022
Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
by Gfhgsdgm July 4, 2020
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
by Duke Fenton January 10, 2022
by Karateflame2 January 7, 2017
The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020