Koalas

A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.

"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."

by MrXcitement April 11, 2008

koala

(verb) To jump on someone's back and proceed to dry-hump with vigor for a short amount of time

Guy 1: Wow, Justin is so horny he just koalaed that guy.
Guy 2: Damn. That was brutal.

by dannydawson September 5, 2012

koala

A sexual position involving the actions of a koala. A man stands buck ass naked (like a tree, a eucalyptus tree) while the woman holds on to his trunk (upper torso) with her arms and wraps her legs around the undercrust of his butt. They go at it like a koala climbing a tree.

Lauren didn't fuck the 16 year old like a rabbit, they did the koala.

by Sarah, Sarah, and Spitz October 17, 2004

koala

A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.

The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.

by aqua bog June 10, 2006

Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009

koala

koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.

keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’

by koalas are stupid November 7, 2020

koala

a sexually explicet girl who looks like a gay bear. a koala bear. :), her nickname is koala.

she likes to chew gum leaves, and her cheeks are huge.

emily: 'hey koala :) how was your weekend ?'
Koala (renee): "heey! it was good thanks!'

randoms: "hey koala!'
"sup koala'
'oh god theres a wild koala in the building'

-OR-

jacqui: 'oh, looks like koalas in a grumpy mood today'
renee (koala): /hits
emily: "koalas got her claws out!'
crysta: 'CRAZY KOALA! :D'

-OR-
blake: " OMG EMILY> THERES A KOALA NEXT TO YOU!'
emily : " oh my god. there is too!'
Renee (koala): "nnnnnooo :@ !'

by randelliot_x September 5, 2009