Kidnapped

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.

The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .

by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023

kidnap

something i enjoy and involves ski masks and sweets - probably just napping kids. Or taking them away without their parent's consent.

We planned to kidnap my brother's ex.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

dna kidnap Victim

1. The child of the dna kidnapping

2. The man that child was took

1. She a dna kidnap victim by Tom
2. Poor man the woman took his kid from him is a dna kidnap victim

by 459395 March 16, 2023

Kidnap

The act of ejaculating into a blanket and attempting to sleep with said blanket, trying to avoid the semen

Dude, wanna kidnap together?

by AngelDaMage February 20, 2021