kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Kirsty Pike

A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.

I sat and gazed at the beauty of Kirsty Pike, my favourite mountain of them all.

by Mountainous man December 30, 2020

Kirsty Freeman

sloth loving biatch and master of yoga

“did u see kirsty freeman? her feet can stretch all the way above her head!!!”
“yea she such a sexy bitch oml”

by archibald bartholomew July 31, 2018

Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

Kirsty

Kirstys are like Karen's. Beware the kirsty. Unlike Karen's they use sneak attacks. Hide in the shadows. If Karen's ate the big boss then kirstys are like the 2nd in command.

Careful of her that's a kirsty.

That sneaky little kirsty!

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

kirsty

Direct opposite of busty (female version of barsty.)

“Did Kaylee jump off the bridge?”
“No dude. She’s super kirsty, she’ll never do anything.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020