Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.

Stop acting like kelvin savoie

by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017

Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.

damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"

by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019

Kelvin from Ghana

He is a Negro Garca. Thats actually everything there is to say. He is black, makes business with boran and drinks a lot of cacoa with him.

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy?
Guy2: Yea he is such an Kelvin from ghana with a huge cock.

by TheTerminator3000 April 30, 2023

kelvin

A person that try to act fine and he's not. Probably has big forehead and lip. With a nasty body type. He is also someone that tries to be funny. That is a kelvin.

Kelvin with a nasty body type and goofy looking face.

by hestheguy November 20, 2023

Kelvin

A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat

he is quiet small he is a kelvin

by Romie 007 November 25, 2021