keystone

Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.

I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!

by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003

keystone

The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.

Without the keystone the arch would fall down.

by meep116 August 11, 2006

keystoner

a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill

i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol

by 69.09.69 November 1, 2010

Keystone Heights

A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.

When I grow up I wanna move down to Keystone Heights and become a redneck!

by K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man June 15, 2016

Keystone Copter

A law enforcement or Police helicopter

The crowd at the outdoor concert was illuminated by the spotlight from the Keystone Copter as other deputies approached by car.

by Keith Hubbell December 7, 2006

Keystone heights

A small town in Florida, at the high school all the rich bitches think they are all that, and all the guys are hoes and talk shit about girls, alot why most if the girls are bisexual or gay, we are a bunch or rednecks and alot of pot heads, we have alot of partying going on with under age drinking but everyone gets a way with it because no one cares in keystone

The party in keystone heights was insane we got wasted

by Yee yee juice *drinks* May 13, 2019

Keystones

A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams

Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!

by Daugh March 20, 2021