an amazing beautiful girl, who is always there for you through thick & thin. Brittanys are hard to find, so when you find her, don't waste it. She's an amazing cousin, & is usually gay.
by qtkaylio October 13, 2011
The most selfish ignorant female cute like a kuwala bear but sucks dick like a mosquito sucks blood has had 78% of human penis and 11% animal and currently has all diseases and one you can only get from a whale in Antarctica
Damn dave did you see her yesterday with that dude ... Now shes with that one
Dave: ya shes Kelley Wright for sure.
Dave: ya shes Kelley Wright for sure.
by bbydik4lif866 July 28, 2018
by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010
(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),
1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.
1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.
Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!
by J. Fehr. November 11, 2010
by brittles September 21, 2004
Trashy white men go to the Kelley School of Business when they can't get into any better business schools. Located in the grossest state in all of America, you'll be surrounded by racist douchebags in greek life 24/7. If you don't get in we'll SPEA later.
"I am in SPEA because I care about real life problems and am a considerate person" -Erin
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake
by the ultimate BBC April 29, 2019
by quarterdime October 22, 2020