Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.
Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
by Woodquay September 03, 2010
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Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first
mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak
by ralphnader1 March 10, 2016
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texas kayak

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.
by pickled_pepper21 March 18, 2018
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Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.
Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM
by The Chaotic Demi God September 16, 2021
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Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks
'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'
by Price & Sam December 03, 2009
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Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.
I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
by UnknowableOne April 07, 2016
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Greesy Kayak

While a male is recieving oral sex from an angry female to get her back he stick his thumb in her rectum and while shes giving him the 'oh shit theres a thumb in my butthole face' he squirts his hot juicy load into her nasal cavity thus rendering her useless.
My girlfriend was pissing me off so to make up for it she sucked me off so i gave her the greesy kayak.
by Beas92 March 23, 2011
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