Kavanaugh

Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.

"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"

by CLARENCETHOMASCOKECAN October 2, 2018

Kavanaughed

A tactic used by politicians attempting to prevent the confirmation of a Supreme Court justice wherein the nominee’s character is attacked with baseless false and scandalous allegations.

Judge Amy Coney Barrett can expect to be Kavanaughed during her confirmation process.

by bugs1 September 27, 2020

Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

Kavanaugh

(Verb) To insert or become indelibly fixed into memory.

I will kavanaugh this moment forever.

I kavanaughed the sound of my mother's voice before I could think.

JFK's shooting is kavanaughed in my hippocampus.

An apology to Kavanaugh will never kavanaugh in my brain.

by DrJuluka October 13, 2018

Kavanaugh

When a guy throws a huge fit about doing normal things to prove he's "normal."

Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."

by Teaching Moments April 23, 2019

kavanaugh

(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.

Son, don’t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.

by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.

Robert tried to Kavanaugh me.

by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018