under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

kumquat

sweet but sometimes cringy. could potentially be a boy and they tend to wear hoods a lot.

wow do you want a kumquat?
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by kumquat or fablish April 21, 2021