when you get tricked into watching kris jenner lip syncing to a song with a dazzly sparkly slayable shirt on.
by lengstyll June 11, 2022
To prank your friends online with Kris Jenner, or many other versions, for example Kimmed, Abby Lee Millered, and Chloed.
by Yasss Pills June 18, 2022
When a person reveals fake rumours to entice the watcher and ends up showing the newly spread meme of Kris Jenner dancing to the sped up vesion of the song 'Lady Marmalade'.
"Aw man, I got krissed 5 times today!"
"Lucky, I've got krissed at least 10 times, its all over my fyp!"
"Lucky, I've got krissed at least 10 times, its all over my fyp!"
by mellowhearts June 12, 2022
by bottypoopy June 16, 2022
tiktok: "gichi gihci yaya dadadada you just got krissed send this to your friends to kris them!"
everyone: "shut the fuck up"
everyone: "shut the fuck up"
by manu rios July 04, 2022
by bro its me ur mom July 17, 2022
A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.
Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!
by mazlodowki June 08, 2022