Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019

kmart

a store that has been struggling also a store with clothing groceries and more

prestoninan went to kmart to get a pizza

by chicfi November 12, 2019

Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended

Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!

by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 2, 2020

KMRT

A radio station that played in Kmart stores in the 1990s. The station and its music was created by Tower Sound and Communications.

The best to you, from KMART Radio! KMRT!

by FB3Network April 25, 2020

kmart crowd

K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.

K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.

Kmart crowd = wallflowers

by *BrazzKnuckles* October 30, 2020

Kmartism

A radical neo-fascist ideology in which the state forces all citizens to connect buildings to each other using tunnels.

Kmartism can only work in small countries, dude!

by CodeSalvageON January 9, 2021

Kmarting

1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.

Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.

1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.

2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!

by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021