One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.
loves a spoon.
loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
by feegina December 11, 2010
Get the kirsty dimples smithmug. The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuvermug. by meow1274 February 3, 2020
Get the kirstymug. by tequilababy August 5, 2020
Get the kirstymug. A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention
by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022
Get the kirsty bakermug. Proper Noun
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
Person A: Look at that Kirsty over there
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
by KerbySherby April 1, 2020
Get the Kirstymug. A British Karen. Ready at any turn to stick their nose into someone else's buisness and make a mountain out of a mole hill and when they cant they fabricate it. Dragging every nearby human available into the created drama purely for their own amusement.
" I said it was only wee argument but he went and done a Kirsty and now we're basically getting divorced"
'So much drama nice night turned into a Kirsty, ruined!'
'So much drama nice night turned into a Kirsty, ruined!'
by Lady Decay February 21, 2022
Get the Kirstymug.