One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.
loves a spoon.
loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
by feegina December 10, 2010
The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007
“did u see kirsty freeman? her feet can stretch all the way above her head!!!”
“yea she such a sexy bitch oml”
“yea she such a sexy bitch oml”
by archibald bartholomew August 01, 2018
noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
by FckKirstieAlley July 02, 2021
I wanna have a relationship like ryan+kirstie
by Keeley russel October 10, 2018
A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.
by Mountainous man December 30, 2020
A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.
by Mountainous man December 30, 2020