kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

by Two9A January 25, 2011

kerplopski

While making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter.

"Holy cow, I think I just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my ass, I hate kerplopskis.

by Rota412 January 25, 2015

kerflanderbox

A made-up part on a vehicle meant as a joke

your" kerflanderbox"has gone bad it will need replacement

by RUDAWG October 1, 2017

kerflailing

A portmanteau of Kermit Flailing , imagine Kermit The Frog flailing his arms in frustration.

(verb) Being frustrated with a situation or thing that should be easy but is confoundingly difficult. This occurs when working with computers or technology, some more than others.

(adjective) The situation or thing which which causes undue difficulty for a task that should be simple.

I wish I didn't spend some much time kerflaling because of this Sharepoint site.
Why won't this kerflailing printer print! Do your job!

by Calcumore May 17, 2018

kegplank

A party foul where the people attempting to hold your back half up for a kegstand aren't a strong enough unit to do so, and you end up parallel to the ground, sucking beer out of a hose like a real alcoholic.

I went to a sorority and the sisters were all doing kegplanks. They must be skipping arm days to do more squats.

by AbusiveTortoise July 7, 2018

Kerpluga

A big splash

You just made a big kerpluga. - Justin Starkey

by Justin Starkey February 24, 2020

kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.

"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"

by dictionarypictionary May 9, 2023