A party foul where the people attempting to hold your back half up for a kegstand aren't a strong enough unit to do so, and you end up parallel to the ground, sucking beer out of a hose like a real alcoholic.
I went to a sorority and the sisters were all doing kegplanks. They must be skipping arm days to do more squats.
by AbusiveTortoise July 7, 2018
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