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kepel

1-Small japanese apples, very tasty for something so small.

2-Also, a species of carnivore rabbit in South-Africa, capable of killing small monkeys and other unwanted intruders on their nests.

3-Nymphomaniac people
"Dude, that guy is oh-so-kepel"

"Those kepels are too good to be so small"
by Klaus Vaughan July 3, 2005
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keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018
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Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants
“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”
by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021
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kepyas

another word for vagina
salitang skuwater na ibig sabihin ay pekpek
ang kepys mo'y amoy tumbong...MAANTOT!!
by Zwezek Kepyazek March 4, 2004
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Kepa arrizabalaga

A shit cunt who probably would struggle to save a power point presentation
by Nedzer September 24, 2020
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keppim

A slang term used in some South American ethnic groups that whose usual definition varies with the region. Some regions recognize "keppim" as "one who digests feces" and another region recognizes "keppim" as "one who is feeble in making wheat and children."
Your husband should not forget to sow the wheat, least the other villagers mock him as a keppim.
by InfoSama February 14, 2008
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self-kept

An individual who has been self entertained for a long period of time. Un able to affiliate with others due to a barrier of something.
She has had a very self-kept life due to her parents strict rules and guidelines.
by Amber Ayedon December 27, 2008
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