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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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jumping the bone

I tried to hookup with Sylvia but she was at this guys place jumping the bone.
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Jumping Seal

A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.
" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "
by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011
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girl jumping

That strange jumpy-thing that girls do when they're excited.
When she announced her engagement, all of her friends started screaming and girl jumping around her.
by minionofcthulhu September 10, 2005
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Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22
Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."
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Horse Jumping

An adrenaline rush. Feeling the horse pushing off of the ground, the feeling of extreme power and freedom. Feeling like you are flying, leaving your worries behind you.
Horse jumping is the best, free-est, most powerful adrenaline rush you will ever have.
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Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
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