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Judge Judy

A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010
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juddhist

A Jew who adds elements of Buddhism into their life and religious practice.
I used to be Jewish, but after a trip to Asia, I decided to become Juddhist.
by hipspinster February 6, 2005
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The act of a guy receiving anal fisting, eventually working his way up to a double.
Always willing to try something new, Darren decided he really wanted a juddsmith for his birthday.
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Judgy McJudgerson

Judgy McJudgerson is what you call someone who judges everyone for their behavior, except, of course, themselves.
A guy who sleeps with random girls every night of the week and sees no problem with it, but calls a chick who does the same a whore. Then Judgy McJudgerson has sex with her.
by Chong Cat Meow January 2, 2010
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judgy

(Adj)-used to describe a person (most people) who has strong negative opinions on many things;judgmental
Kirstin was being so judgy when she turned down a date with the guy in glasses because she assumed he would be a dork.
by chelfab May 28, 2008
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judy booty

A generic term for a girl with a large curvacious ass. (can be used as a positive or negative)
by Mr. Moss October 20, 2006
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judge judy

A sexual maneuver whereby one pulls out before climaxing, then blows his load on the female's face, then slaps her in the forehead with his manjunk and proclaims, "justice is served bitch"
Last night, I gave the judge judy to my girlfriend and she will no longer have sex with me.
by DUmch014 May 1, 2009
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