A rock solid, extremely hard, beach ball shaped belly caused by drinking lots of beer and eating hot dogs.
Kevin's dad has a very impressive Jowter.
by Dan A. Root July 11, 2006
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Typically:Jolene
From:Ireland
Joleen/Jolene is a beautiful girl who has two sides one when she shows affection and her heart to the people she loves. Whereas if you get on her bad side that is not a good sign. This means she will show hatred and disgust towards you.
She has beautiful eyes and hair and her face lights up when she smiles.
Typically:Jolene
From:Ireland
Joleen/Jolene is a beautiful girl who has two sides one when she shows affection and her heart to the people she loves. Whereas if you get on her bad side that is not a good sign. This means she will show hatred and disgust towards you.
She has beautiful eyes and hair and her face lights up when she smiles.
by Michealc January 21, 2021
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This rare long-furred creature is found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. Nobody is sure whther it is nocturnal or diurnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It spends a huge amount of time communicating with similar species via an intelligent long-range communication system. Often, a Jowep will travel with a Martman (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgonnabuyoneofthemus) to a place near Priory Park known as James' house. Here they scavenge for food and fulfil their entertainment needs. Sometimes the Jowep will sleep, but iot needs just two hours per night.
This rare long-furred creature is found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. Nobody is sure whther it is nocturnal or diurnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It spends a huge amount of time communicating with similar species via an intelligent long-range communication system. Often, a Jowep will travel with a Martman (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgonnabuyoneofthemus) to a place near Priory Park known as James' house. Here they scavenge for food and fulfil their entertainment needs. Sometimes the Jowep will sleep, but iot needs just two hours per night.
by LovableGoon December 7, 2004
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Get the Jowel mug.Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
by MuttyD May 25, 2007
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