jordy

a large, smelly bowel movement

Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.

by Oz Etzion September 16, 2005

Jordy

A fat dude who likes to kiss his dad and likes to break his leg before important occasions

For example: wow the party was lit too bad Jordy didn’t come he broke his ass bone

by Gegegegegegegeggeg July 31, 2019

jordy

A peice of shit boy who lives in salmon arm and licks mens assholes for free

Hey that kid is just like jordy

by Dylanownsall1234 August 18, 2008

jordy

noun: A pussy little six-pack of beer

You are only going need a jordy tonight since you are a big fag.

by youSlut March 31, 2008

Jordy

a rude guy who calls everyone bot. HE IS UGLY!!! HE IS A LIAR!

Angle: hey jordy
Jordy: hey bot
Angle: god i just said hey.

by a_girl_who_has_a_shitty_life14 July 5, 2019

jordy

A word used to describe people or things that cause irritation or annoyance beyond limits.

“I’m tired of seeing them tweet, they’re being so jordy.”

by imareallybiglizard June 28, 2020

jordis

All of the teachers pet. No one likes her. Total bitch, tall, long hair and plays football. She thinks that damit is a bad word and is a goodie two shoes. She’s so fucking ugly that when guys see her they want to tear out there eyes. She has at least one brother that she never gets in fights with because she doesn’t want her parents to get mad at her. She’s an asshole to everyone. Fuck Jordis

Fuck you Jordis.

by Vans that steal babys March 8, 2018