Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

jonko

a joint, (marijuana sigaret)
also sometimes called a blunt

dude, share the jonko man!
or
this is a good jonko, dude where did you get it?

by Campy de Dude January 30, 2008

Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

Look at that jonkey rowing

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

jonkle

A person whom uses their feet to play a musical instrument with their feet

that persons music is a jonkle

that person looks like a jonkle

Im going to jonkle on the piano

by Tac0_Cat July 20, 2023