Jon

Jon, short version of Jonathan, or of the cooler version, Jonathon. Jon is the most amazing person in this world. If you got yourself a Jon, you can call yourself the luckiest. He is kind and always tries to make sure that his friends are okay. Jon will care for you and will try cheer you up when you're sad. He has a good taste in memes and also in food. Jon is the most epic gamer ever, he is basically a god in video games and in many other things. Jons have a lot of good traits, but they will refuse to believe it. Jons need to appreciate themselves more. A Jon has a gentle and lovely voice, especially when singing. He has the cutest smile and the cutest laugh. His eyes are the ones you just want to stare in forever. Jon is adorable inside and outside, and if you got a Jon, appreciate him. Jon deserves the world and all the good things in it.
-Woah, do you see that cutie over there? :$
-Yes, he must be a Jon! :0
by Xxthot.slayerxX March 06, 2020
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An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.
Girl: Shut up! You are such a Jon! Stop trying to be cool, you are not!

Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.

Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you
by Thatonegirl002 November 10, 2011
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Jon is the name of the most useless cunt in any town
Jon Bartlett is the shittest cunt to come out of Gunnedah
by Glewwy February 24, 2020
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Jon is a blonde head boy with blue eyes and loves dogs he is vary attractive and girls love him Jon is a sex god.
Jon is the best he hates Asians.
by Connor the Asian February 14, 2020
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Jon. The fag who always where’s fake Louis Vuitton belts
Jon’s not flexing. It’s fake
by Stanley_stanley July 01, 2018
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Jon is short for Jonathan, but jobs often talks about about people and are very two faced, hypocritical, rude, and cry’s over anything. In their spare time (besides crying over nothing) they play sports preferably soccer or baseball.
Jon’s are rude
by Moody.emm April 20, 2019
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