Johnathen

Johnathen is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. His name is unique because it is made from John and Nathen, he is very loving when he wants to be, and if he trusts you it means you are a VERY important person. Johnathen has a great taste in music and is always a great person to have around. He is also easy to fall in love with, because of his charm.

He is my sexy Johnathen!!

by ScaredyKat October 2, 2013

West Johnston High school

1. A black chasm of a school which, due to the district apportioners of johnston county, is able to steal the souls of all high school students within a 30-40 mile radius. Cause of serious uprisings and riots among the population of johnston county (especially McGee's Crossroads, 4042 and Benson).
2. A nazi training camp disguished as a public school whose mission is to brainwash the students in attendence and subject them to being "on the prowl with excellence."
3. Johnston County Central Prision.

That school up there on that yonder hill, yea, the one with the teal roof in the shape of a swastika, I heard them there people burned crosses and whatnot inside the school. I'm glad my chilluns go to South Johnston. Those kids fight fire with guns.

by Nixon March 3, 2005

Jonathon

That super mysterious short rough boy in your theater class that you always want to get closer to who makes you say LAWD HE'S HOT, He's super creative and smart and has a great sense of fashion and will never wear anything trashy or ugly. he's also an amazing person to go to for protection, He can be hotheaded at times and will try to rationalize his anger by venting to others, He's a wonderful and caring person despite his shortcomings. He won't stay a single very long because he's drop dead easy on the eyes and has a personality that you wont find anywhere else.

Jonathons smile is infectious.

by thisalmostshouldfitthelimitrig April 13, 2021

Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

by nanagoloot October 24, 2011

Johnston, Iowa

A small town in Iowa with a middle school and high school full of many fake ass bitches who claim to be "Emo" because its a "trend". Lots of the students at here have rich mommies and daddies to give them money to get anything they want or can get them out of any situation. there are also fake ass hoes who found popularity from giving blow jobs. The kids here like to make alot of issues and cause alot of drama. The boys are stupid and joke about "cutting" (stupid af). and if you find someone who is actually nice and doesnt spread drama well lucky you befriend them cause their the only one you can trust at Johnston.

Johnston, Iowa teens:

-wear jokers to be "emo"

Riley: *wears black pants* "WOW IM SO EMO TODAY"

Riley: *wears pink the rest of the week* *BASIC BITCH*

by JMS? more like KMS February 9, 2017

Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name

Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.

by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017

Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010