johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

DJ johnzee

a dj who plays non-stop god-awful music at parties. the fact he considers himself a DJ should make all real dj's want to kill this kind of person. he also would be a strong candidate for exception into the johnzee fund

dj johnzee plays 80's music and bad rap, someone break his computer

by the kang February 24, 2004

dirty johanne

A beautiful girl

You are dirty Johanne

by Me love earthworm sally April 16, 2020

sasha johansen

Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad

help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad

by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022

einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021

Johangel

Every nigga named Johangel is either bald, skinny or shaped like the number 11.

Sometimes all of the above

Who’s that ugly bald nigga?

That’s Johangel

by Asksjdns January 29, 2020

Johanne

Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.

“Johanne is so beautiful”

“She sure is”

by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021