Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.

"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten

by TashaShikari December 29, 2008

Jonny Sins

A guy who fuck's your mother

Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom

by For legal reasons its a joke February 24, 2022

jonny jonny

jonny jonny. he ate sugar. and that was the end of him

jonny jonny ,yes papa,eating sugar,no papa,open wide , a a a

by #unicornfarts September 18, 2018

jobby jaws

Someone whose breath stinks of shite

"Oh gads, His breath smells of shite" hes got jobby jaws

by Garry & Scobie June 3, 2007

Jonny Davy

The incredibly understatedly attractive singer for Job for a Cowboy, an up and coming death metal band who got a big break with a number of bands as a supporting act, most recently Megadeth. Jonny Davy is unique for his "pig squeals"

Okay, I'm just going to come RIGHT out and say it. Jonny Davy is hot. End of discussion.

by DeathMetalDarling October 11, 2008

jonny 5

the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.

Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots

jonny 5 my favorite flobot

by flobotx February 9, 2013

Jouny

Jouny is a beautiful man and will seduce any girl that comes across him. All the girls want his schlong and him

Wow, Jouny is such a YTJbarGamer

by Sysylph April 18, 2020