Jonesed

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

Phone joneser

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter

the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer

by rentabot December 24, 2009

jonesed

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

Jonesed

To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.

Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.

by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010

jokesest

Of or pertaining to Duff's flight home. Abbreviation = 'J'est'

Duff is on the jokesest flight ever.

by Duff's Mom April 16, 2008

jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

joesey

Girl that eats lots of dick

Wow that girl is such a joesey

by Bamfshaw December 25, 2016