JJ

They're all wankers

JJ is a wanker

by BWAAAA May 14, 2015

JJ

JJ abbreviation for Just Jump in relation to suicide.

Bob Brown: ahh i failed my maths test
Timmy: JJ
Bob Brown: Maybe yea...

by SIMON J WEBB December 26, 2005

JJ

a fuckin faggot ass cracker who thinks he's hot shit

WOW that kid is a fuckin faggot ass cracker, he's a JJ

by JJ Hater August 24, 2009

JJ

JJ is what you would call a seventh-grade math teacher who has no purpose in life and is very submissive. Basically a term for any adult who is useless without help from others, but it is most used for math teachers, especially ones in elementary school. JJs usually are friends with jenoms (slang for big mean ladies) because jenoms will always boss the JJs around and tell them what to do, giving their life purpose.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn math...
Principal: No you will not. We are going to have gym class on the roof today!
Teacher: Yes. We will do what the principal says because I am such a bottom.
Student: Damn, what a JJ.

Jenom: I am going to control your every action.
JJ: That's perfect!
Some kid named Mikal: Bro why is that dude such a JJ...

JJ: You will never get the mind ball Ryneil!
Ryneil: Ugh yes I will!
JJ: Okay fine you can take it.
Doof: This guy is such a JJ.

by Yogo333 December 7, 2021

JJ

Jew Joke

"What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Jew?

Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven."

"Dude that was one pimp JJ"

by Person12345678910 August 19, 2009

JJ

An abbreviation for Jungle Juice. Typically used on Facebook when family members can see the poster's status/comment or in public when you're trying to keep word about the party quiet for a while.

Facebook status: "JJ party tonight at my place!!!"
Parent: ?
Friend: "YESSSSSSS"

Facebook status: "Jungle Juice party tonight at my place!!!"
Parent: "Excuse me?? You're coming home right now for the rest of the weekend or you can say bye bye to my tuition payments!"
Friend: "..."

by Sid Barrett February 21, 2011

JJ

A boy who thinks he is all that and flirts with a girl but denies it. He also holds her hand but claims she initiated it even if it’s not true. He probably sings a lot, which is fine because he is good at it but he also struggles to have serious conversations. Most importantly JJ ‘s deflect any real conversation that said girls tries to initiate.

JJ would not stop flirting with me last night.

by Liv. July 18, 2020