Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.

Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?

by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

Jizzy Poo

placing jizz on a fresh poop.

When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.

by Sucks ma rod April 23, 2009

Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

jizzy lips

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.

Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.

by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007