Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

by Lit Up January 27, 2007

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003

jive ass turkey

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

by Baretta April 15, 2003

Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

jive turkery

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004