Jimmered

The act of ejaculating into your partners eye from great distance with incredible acuracy.

Nailed her in the eye from 10 feet away! She's got jimmered!

by Dizzire February 26, 2011

jimvention

When a man needs a fellow man to intervene on his behalf, preferably by drawing the groups attention to either the newcomer or the stupid act the newcomer just did, a jimvention is called for. Although it comes from the words "jim" and "intervention", it can be used to describe anyone and everyone who needs a jimvention.

A jimvention can also be an instance where someone comes in, fixes some things, busts some heads, and leaves.

Example 1
-Dude, some one just said they'd do a master cylinder!
- Seriously, we need a jimvention, bad.

Example 2
- Dude, she's exotic!
- Quick, call up (insert name here) and have 'em do a jimvention! I'm gonna go try and score some!

by AceSuperix August 10, 2007

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

Jimmerin

Cash'n it up from the half also known as rain man

i was bored during alab so i went to the gym and started jimmerin

by Jaleen Rose May 18, 2011

jimernsberger

1. One of a clan of obese, slovenly individuals taking no pride in physical appearance, health, or food consumed, uniquely characterized by his innate ability to act like a complete braggadouche at every social opportunity and love of dice-based role playing games.

2. To behave as same.

1. That Nell Carter sure is a jimernsberger.

2. That guy really jimernsbergered me when he spoke ill of me behind my back and then had sex with my male dog.

by Reality check #1 May 23, 2011

Jimberland

An absolute weenie

Holy Stromboli! Quinn is a jimberland

by Stromboof June 13, 2018

Jimmer Roy

To succeed at something in a County Style manner. Related to a "Jimmer" (too succeed).

Used more in context for undergoing something "For Dale" and being successful.
see "to pull a Jimmer Roy"

I ran that stop sign and pulled a Jimmer roy. Did it For Dale"

by NAPETR January 21, 2022