jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.
"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"
by Justin2100 September 28, 2007
an negative exclamation. said with a raised voice. emphasis on second syllable. developed soon after 9/11 in order to take a word precious to extremists and use it in a derogatory manner.
Billy: "Jihad!"
Billy's Mom: "What happened, honey? Are you all right?"
Billy: "yeah, I just stubbed my toe."
Billy's Mom: "What happened, honey? Are you all right?"
Billy: "yeah, I just stubbed my toe."
by Superfreak77f September 17, 2009
When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.
Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.
Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.
by Dirk Diggler August 23, 2004
"I walked in on my Middle Eastern roommate Jihading his wife-to-be on the couch"
"Upon informing her family that she had been defiled during a rough jihading, they proceeded to stone her to death"
"Upon informing her family that she had been defiled during a rough jihading, they proceeded to stone her to death"
by Rusty Shackleford III August 31, 2007
jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.
by MrMopar August 17, 2011
A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
Let's meme jihad, my dude.
by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017
#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
by vaisheshil darshan August 19, 2023