Jewsian

1. A person of Jewish and Asian decent.
2. A Jewish guy that loves Asian bitches.

Man, that bitch didn't pay her toll AND she can't drive... probably a Jewsian.

I love Asian bitches... they love my giant Jewish cock.

by AK4'7 August 11, 2005

jetskippy

An alternate of the term jet (which means to vacate or leave), for people who are just asking to have their asses kicked.

Person 1: Later people, I gotta jetskippy!
Person 2: You fucking fag.

by HS January 3, 2005

Jewsician

Any person who is Jewish and also a musician.

"David Lee Roth can really sing!"

"Yeah he's a Jewsician"

by Patches1995 November 7, 2009

Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

by juanchito March 17, 2008

Jewkin

A Jewish Lad who is very, very jewish
has a crush on Harris Rubenstein! Pretends that me (Jewstein) is Jewish--which I am not. Jewkin looks like Kush Patel *winky face*

Jewstein- JEWKIN!
Jewkin-OH HEY JEWSTEIN!

by KushPatel7 May 25, 2009

jewstian

The cross breeding between a jew and a christian. Jewstian are often spoiled because they celebrate both Chanukah and Christmas.

Dude i can't believe he's a jewstian... He's gonna get a play station and a wii

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008

jetskinebriation

noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake

"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."

by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011