The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.
A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"
You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"
You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"
by Jenn Holloway October 3, 2005

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
by Meatballz April 17, 2008

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015
