jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up

to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it

by easykoosu April 12, 2019

jerked

to be pissed off or annoyed with someone or a situation; also used in the phrase "jerked off". although I usually just use the terms "pissed off" or "annoyed" myself, I've heard this phrase by certain people in NY (although as a fellow NY'er, I smile a little to myself, since the terminology to me means yanking someone's yam, lol).

"I saw some guy checking out Tom's girlfriend last night & he looked pretty jerked."

"Mike looked really jerked off when he realized he left his iPod on the train."

by ceecee73 December 16, 2008

Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

Jerred

A rapist, pedophile, child molester, or anything of the sort.

"I'm scared of that Jerred guy"
"Well no kidding, his name is Jerred"
Jerred : "Don't be mean!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

by WHOAMI420asdf1 May 10, 2017

Jeffed

When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.

Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing

by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011

Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”

That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered

by randomassboi August 18, 2020

Jerseday

Formally known as Thursday but now changed to Jerseday because of Jersey shore rockin' everyone's TV every Jerseday

Are you going to be here next Jerseday ?

by Jersey Girl122 March 27, 2011