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Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion
Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow
by Koptet April 23, 2021
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Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"
Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed
by Cameron September 19, 2003
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Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!
Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!
by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004
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jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.
Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!
by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011
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jebus parp

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.
by sexylover1million April 5, 2014
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Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
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Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.
"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"
by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009
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