a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!
tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.
mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game
tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.
mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game
tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
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Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"
The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.
Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"
The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.
YOU DON'T SPEAK JERISH, YOU TURD.
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A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010
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